I'M WORTH 5 DOLLARS????
Jul 29
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My special skills include: crying when yelled at, smiling whilst uncomfortable, and solving complex math equations in my head

Tagged: #about me #skills #crying #math #smile
Jul 28
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I told my mom that my dad sometimes speaks to her like a child (I think she didn’t realize it before) & my dad did it again & she called him out on his paternalistic bullshit & I’m really proud

Tagged: #about me #shit my dad says #&
Jul 24
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I stopped paying attention half way through your story but came back in with a great punchline sooooooo…. I think we all won here
Tagged: #about me
Jul 24
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You know what I’m really feeling lately?? Asexual!Stiles.

Tagged: #about me #teen wolf #asexual #or aromantic tbh #stiles stilinski
Jul 17
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I hate crying over something stupid because even when you are crying about it you know it’s stupid and you know in like 2-3 days you’ll be like “God what was the big deal?” but you can’t stop crying and just as you think you have stopped your throat closes up and you just start again.

Tagged: #about me #sad post #crying #dumb things
Jul 17
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leave me here to die

leave me here to die

Tagged: #about me #kevin michael martin #baby bird #miller
Jul 15
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papaargent:

my dad was like “whelp I have to go make up with your mother” & it took every fiber in my being to not yell, “WELL IF YOU HADN’T GOTTEN IRRATIONALLY MAD AT HER THEN YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO…”

update my dad sucks at apologizing I can hear him “speaking loudly” at her again like she’s an idiot & not his PhD in Math holding wife

Tagged: #literally #my mother has 3 more degrees than my father #stop speaking to her like she's an idiot/not understanding why she is mad/then acting put out to go apologize/ only to insult her intelligen #ce again #about me #shit my dad says
Jul 13
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I had a dream last night that I was part of the how i met your mother gang & literally one of the first things I do is cup barney’s face with my hands & whisper, “I know your secret… I know you’re a…………………………………………….. homosexual

Tagged: #dreams #how i met your mother #about me #weird things
Jul 12
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do you ever get really emotional about neville longbottom?

Tagged: #about me #neville longbottom #harry potter
Jul 05
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My cousin Lexi and Juliana and I freak out about fireworks. (Loud screams & fireworks turn down volume)

Tagged: #fireworks #about me #cousins #my family is crazy